+5 Hilarious!

Drive Roman style stop 2 SUV's indeed! lol
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jon
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Tuesday, September 23, 2003, 2:52:09 PM, you wrote:
HM> Go on... you know you want to and you know you can come up with
HM> something...

HM> I like to use pound signs in my cfset and cfparam statements...

HM> I still use parameterexists...

HM> I use Access for production work on our 5,000 hit a minute e-commerce
HM> sites, constantly persuade the higher ups that SQL Server and Oracle are
HM> 'buggy' so we shouldn't use them, and blame all site errors on your poor
HM> technical skills and uptight demeanor...

HM> I completely rely on _javascript_ for form validation...

HM> I WRITE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO ANNOY YOU...

HM> CFSCRIPT is for sissies who need to learn how to power code...

HM> CFMX is unstable and unsuitable for the enterprise...

HM> MM is right not to pay Mike D. to host these forums...

HM> I like the idea of gun control only in the context of completely
HM> diarming the populace and centralizing all power in the hands of a
HM> strong federal government and shiftless groups of outlaws on the fringes
HM> of society...

HM> I am for all wars under the context of supporting our troops, believe in
HM> just getting behind whoever is in charge without asking any meaningful
HM> questions about policy or agenda, and constantly question the patriotism
HM> of everyone who does otherwise...

HM> I like to talk to people about my experiences with ASP.NET and publish
HM> articles in magazines about how all the wonderful things it does that CF
HM> cannot, while always mentioning CF is really only appropriate for mental
HM> patients and Puerto Ricans...

HM> I enjoy playing gangsta rap music outside your bedroom window at night
HM> at full volume while chatting loudly with my WASP suburbanite friends,
HM> and sometimes litter your lawn with empties and leftovers...

HM> I drive Roman style atop 2 SUVs into work each day, and often wait for
HM> the light to change twice before pulling out os I can show off to the
HM> ladies adjusting my Speedo...

HM> The environment is what my fish live in and the filter I clean out once
HM> is year is all the thought I give it...

HM> My cell phone works in elevators, and I take full advantage of that fact
HM> all the time talking to my girlfriend about the shape and smell of her
HM> private parts...

HM> I eat sardine jambala in the cube next to yours, and sometimes smoke
HM> Titanolo cigars in the office right after you took your asthma
HM> medication...

HM> M

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