/me mumbles something about not making fun of Perl programmers

--BenD

Kevin Graeme wrote:

> I'll bet you really write all your apps in perl too.
>
> -Kevin
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Haggerty, Mike" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 1:52 PM
> Subject: RE: My target of the day
>
>
>  > Go on... you know you want to and you know you can come up with
>  > something...
>  >
>  > I like to use pound signs in my cfset and cfparam statements...
>  >
>  > I still use parameterexists...
>  >
>  > I use Access for production work on our 5,000 hit a minute e-commerce
>  > sites, constantly persuade the higher ups that SQL Server and Oracle are
>  > 'buggy' so we shouldn't use them, and blame all site errors on your poor
>  > technical skills and uptight demeanor...
>  >
>  > I completely rely on _javascript_ for form validation...
>  >
>  > I WRITE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO ANNOY YOU...
>  >
>  > CFSCRIPT is for sissies who need to learn how to power code...
>  >
>  > CFMX is unstable and unsuitable for the enterprise...
>  >
>  > MM is right not to pay Mike D. to host these forums...
>  >
>  > I like the idea of gun control only in the context of completely
>  > diarming the populace and centralizing all power in the hands of a
>  > strong federal government and shiftless groups of outlaws on the fringes
>  > of society...
>  >
>  > I am for all wars under the context of supporting our troops, believe in
>  > just getting behind whoever is in charge without asking any meaningful
>  > questions about policy or agenda, and constantly question the patriotism
>  > of everyone who does otherwise...
>  >
>  > I like to talk to people about my experiences with ASP.NET and publish
>  > articles in magazines about how all the wonderful things it does that CF
>  > cannot, while always mentioning CF is really only appropriate for mental
>  > patients and Puerto Ricans...
>  >
>  > I enjoy playing gangsta rap music outside your bedroom window at night
>  > at full volume while chatting loudly with my WASP suburbanite friends,
>  > and sometimes litter your lawn with empties and leftovers...
>  >
>  > I drive Roman style atop 2 SUVs into work each day, and often wait for
>  > the light to change twice before pulling out os I can show off to the
>  > ladies adjusting my Speedo...
>  >
>  > The environment is what my fish live in and the filter I clean out once
>  > is year is all the thought I give it...
>  >
>  > My cell phone works in elevators, and I take full advantage of that fact
>  > all the time talking to my girlfriend about the shape and smell of her
>  > private parts...
>  >
>  > I eat sardine jambala in the cube next to yours, and sometimes smoke
>  > Titanolo cigars in the office right after you took your asthma
>  > medication...
>  >
>  > M
>  >
>  > -----Original Message-----
>  > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>  > Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:29 PM
>  > To: CF-Community
>  > Subject: Re: My target of the day
>  >
>  >
>  > > Really? When you called that guy an idiot, I thought you were being
>  > > playful.
>  > After what he did on that list, I thought idiot was an understatment.
>  > I've been
>  > out of work for over a year. Others that I know of have been in the same
>  > boat.
>  > CF-Jobs is a resource to try and get some of these people some work, not
>  > to have
>  > fun. Fun is here.
>  >
>  > > You know, that was an exciting email. I think we should have a target
>  > of
>  > > the day for EVERY list. Everyone just comes out and takes out their
>  > > frustrations on that person with no boundries. The selection process
>  > can
>  > > be arbitrary, and it would really liven things up on discussion
>  > boards.
>  > Hm. Might work, but as a seperate list like CF_Rant. Don't want
>  > community fun to
>  > be affected by an angry rant. :)
>  >
>  > > I will offer myself to be the first CF-Community TOD. Go ahead, but I
>  > > get to choose the next target...
>  > Hm.....
>  >
>  >
>  >
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-- Ben Doom
    Programmer & General Lackey
    Moonbow Software, Inc.



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