anyone else.
M
-----Original Message-----
From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 3:26 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: My target of the day
If I didn't like girls so much, I could fall in love with you...
Jerry Johnson
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 09/23/03 02:52PM >>>
Go on... you know you want to and you know you can come up with
something...
I like to use pound signs in my cfset and cfparam statements...
I still use parameterexists...
I use Access for production work on our 5,000 hit a minute
e-commerce
sites, constantly persuade the higher ups that SQL Server and
Oracle are
'buggy' so we shouldn't use them, and blame all site errors on
your poor
technical skills and uptight demeanor...
I completely rely on _javascript_ for form validation...
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO ANNOY YOU...
CFSCRIPT is for sissies who need to learn how to power code...
CFMX is unstable and unsuitable for the enterprise...
MM is right not to pay Mike D. to host these forums...
I like the idea of gun control only in the context of completely
diarming the populace and centralizing all power in the hands of
a
strong federal government and shiftless groups of outlaws on the
fringes
of society...
I am for all wars under the context of supporting our troops,
believe in
just getting behind whoever is in charge without asking any
meaningful
questions about policy or agenda, and constantly question the
patriotism
of everyone who does otherwise...
I like to talk to people about my experiences with ASP.NET and
publish
articles in magazines about how all the wonderful things it does
that CF
cannot, while always mentioning CF is really only appropriate
for mental
patients and Puerto Ricans...
I enjoy playing gangsta rap music outside your bedroom window at
night
at full volume while chatting loudly with my WASP suburbanite
friends,
and sometimes litter your lawn with empties and leftovers...
I drive Roman style atop 2 SUVs into work each day, and often
wait for
the light to change twice before pulling out os I can show off
to the
ladies adjusting my Speedo...
The environment is what my fish live in and the filter I clean
out once
is year is all the thought I give it...
My cell phone works in elevators, and I take full advantage of
that fact
all the time talking to my girlfriend about the shape and smell
of her
private parts...
I eat sardine jambala in the cube next to yours, and sometimes
smoke
Titanolo cigars in the office right after you took your asthma
medication...
M
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:29 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: My target of the day
> Really? When you called that guy an idiot, I thought you were
being
> playful.
After what he did on that list, I thought idiot was an
understatment.
I've been
out of work for over a year. Others that I know of have been in
the same
boat.
CF-Jobs is a resource to try and get some of these people some
work, not
to have
fun. Fun is here.
> You know, that was an exciting email. I think we should have a
target
of
> the day for EVERY list. Everyone just comes out and takes out
their
> frustrations on that person with no boundries. The selection
process
can
> be arbitrary, and it would really liven things up on
discussion
boards.
Hm. Might work, but as a seperate list like CF_Rant. Don't want
community fun to
be affected by an angry rant. :)
> I will offer myself to be the first CF-Community TOD. Go
ahead, but I
> get to choose the next target...
Hm.....
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