annoying ripple effect applets that take half a minute to load on any
computer and don't look anything like water in the first place. No, my
Java is well-written and not reliant on your parent's Compaq and the
Microsoft VM that shipped with it 4 years ago. Rather, it runs on a
powerful, impressive Windows server which will crash without warning
when the JVM uses too much RAM! Yes, I'm on the cutting edge of technology!
Understanding Perl is not the issue. Tolerating it, however, is.
- Jim
Haggerty, Mike wrote:
>No, java is what I drink to wake up in the morning, and I use wxWindows
>whenever I want to write a cross platform application because it doesn't
>rely on a wussie JVM that takes days to load on most people's computers.
>
>Python is alright, but only if you are too slow or vapid to understand
>Perl. I believe they teach Python and lisp in the special technical
>education classes in public schools nowadays.
>
>M
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 3:22 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: My target of the day
>
>
> Wuss. Real men use Python. REAL men write Java classes in
>Jython and
> invoke them through CFMX. Bow before my awesomeness
>
> </strongbad>
>
> - Jim
>
> Haggerty, Mike wrote:
>
> >Perl is what real men use to code when ASP.NET is not an
>option.
> >
> >M
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 3:06 PM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Re: My target of the day
> >
> >
> > I'll bet you really write all your apps in perl too.
> >
> > -Kevin
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Haggerty, Mike" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 1:52 PM
> > Subject: RE: My target of the day
> >
> >
> > > Go on... you know you want to and you know you can come up
> >with
> > > something...
> > >
> > > I like to use pound signs in my cfset and cfparam
> >statements...
> > >
> > > I still use parameterexists...
> > >
> > > I use Access for production work on our 5,000 hit a minute
> >e-commerce
> > > sites, constantly persuade the higher ups that SQL Server
>and
> >Oracle are
> > > 'buggy' so we shouldn't use them, and blame all site errors
>on
> >your poor
> > > technical skills and uptight demeanor...
> > >
> > > I completely rely on _javascript_ for form validation...
> > >
> > > I WRITE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO ANNOY YOU...
> > >
> > > CFSCRIPT is for sissies who need to learn how to power
>code...
> > >
> > > CFMX is unstable and unsuitable for the enterprise...
> > >
> > > MM is right not to pay Mike D. to host these forums...
> > >
> > > I like the idea of gun control only in the context of
> >completely
> > > diarming the populace and centralizing all power in the
>hands
> >of a
> > > strong federal government and shiftless groups of outlaws on
> >the fringes
> > > of society...
> > >
> > > I am for all wars under the context of supporting our
>troops,
> >believe in
> > > just getting behind whoever is in charge without asking any
> >meaningful
> > > questions about policy or agenda, and constantly question
>the
> >patriotism
> > > of everyone who does otherwise...
> > >
> > > I like to talk to people about my experiences with ASP.NET
>and
> >publish
> > > articles in magazines about how all the wonderful things it
> >does that CF
> > > cannot, while always mentioning CF is really only
>appropriate
> >for mental
> > > patients and Puerto Ricans...
> > >
> > > I enjoy playing gangsta rap music outside your bedroom
>window
> >at night
> > > at full volume while chatting loudly with my WASP
>suburbanite
> >friends,
> > > and sometimes litter your lawn with empties and leftovers...
> > >
> > > I drive Roman style atop 2 SUVs into work each day, and
>often
> >wait for
> > > the light to change twice before pulling out os I can show
>off
> >to the
> > > ladies adjusting my Speedo...
> > >
> > > The environment is what my fish live in and the filter I
>clean
> >out once
> > > is year is all the thought I give it...
> > >
> > > My cell phone works in elevators, and I take full advantage
>of
> >that fact
> > > all the time talking to my girlfriend about the shape and
> >smell of her
> > > private parts...
> > >
> > > I eat sardine jambala in the cube next to yours, and
>sometimes
> >smoke
> > > Titanolo cigars in the office right after you took your
>asthma
> > > medication...
> > >
> > > M
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:29 PM
> > > To: CF-Community
> > > Subject: Re: My target of the day
> > >
> > >
> > > > Really? When you called that guy an idiot, I thought you
> >were being
> > > > playful.
> > > After what he did on that list, I thought idiot was an
> >understatment.
> > > I've been
> > > out of work for over a year. Others that I know of have been
> >in the same
> > > boat.
> > > CF-Jobs is a resource to try and get some of these people
>some
> >work, not
> > > to have
> > > fun. Fun is here.
> > >
> > > > You know, that was an exciting email. I think we should
>have
> >a target
> > > of
> > > > the day for EVERY list. Everyone just comes out and takes
> >out their
> > > > frustrations on that person with no boundries. The
>selection
> >process
> > > can
> > > > be arbitrary, and it would really liven things up on
> >discussion
> > > boards.
> > > Hm. Might work, but as a seperate list like CF_Rant. Don't
> >want
> > > community fun to
> > > be affected by an angry rant. :)
> > >
> > > > I will offer myself to be the first CF-Community TOD. Go
> >ahead, but I
> > > > get to choose the next target...
> > > Hm.....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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