1) Be attentive of other drivers - a lot of people are in smaller cars
and can't see through your big-ass engine block when you're pulled all
the way up in the left lane and they want to make a right.
2) Turn slowly - SUV's are almost universally top-heavy and can roll
over if you take a corner too quickly or have to suddenly change
direction on a road (swerving to avoid something for instance).
3) Take plenty of time to stop - you're driving a big truck and you'll
have to allow for more time to come to a rest than you would in a normal
car.
4) Don't screw any high school chicks - you'll probably get thrown in jail.
5) Never pet a burning dog.
- Jim
brob wrote:
>hey guys, this Friday I will be chaperoning my sister's high school field trip. I'll be driving some of the class to a park in a rental SUV. I've never driven an SUV before, and was wondering how it handles. I don't want to flip it over or anything!
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>I'm just there for the free food and boy crazy adolescent chicks. bahahaha.
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>man, what's gonna suck is that I'm probably gonna have to chit chat with the teachers, since I'm the other adult. And i'm not a chit chatty person! What's worse, some of them are my former teachers. dont know if they will like how I turned out haha.
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