while stopping slowly is not good either. :)
But seriously, pay attention to that rule number 4. It's a tempting one to
break but between laws on jail bate and irate parents, it's one to remember
and keep, no matter how hot she is. One slip and you'll be teaching CF to
your new husband.
> Some words of advice:
>
> 1) Be attentive of other drivers - a lot of people are in smaller cars
> and can't see through your big-ass engine block when you're pulled all
> the way up in the left lane and they want to make a right.
>
> 2) Turn slowly - SUV's are almost universally top-heavy and can roll
> over if you take a corner too quickly or have to suddenly change
> direction on a road (swerving to avoid something for instance).
>
> 3) Take plenty of time to stop - you're driving a big truck and you'll
> have to allow for more time to come to a rest than you would in a normal
> car.
>
> 4) Don't screw any high school chicks - you'll probably get thrown in
jail.
>
> 5) Never pet a burning dog.
>
> - Jim
>
> brob wrote:
>
> >hey guys, this Friday I will be chaperoning my sister's high school field
trip. I'll be driving some of the class to a park in a rental SUV. I've
never driven an SUV before, and was wondering how it handles. I don't want
to flip it over or anything!
> >
> >
> >I'm just there for the free food and boy crazy adolescent chicks.
bahahaha.
> >
> >man, what's gonna suck is that I'm probably gonna have to chit chat with
the teachers, since I'm the other adult. And i'm not a chit chatty person!
What's worse, some of them are my former teachers. dont know if they will
like how I turned out haha.
> >
>
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