I burn as many calories writing as I would with vigorous sex?  What
about writing about vigorous sex?  You'd double up!  All I need to do
now is write some shitty dime-store romance novels and I'll be in shape
in no time.

... Beatrice gasped as the muscular Indian burst into her covered wagon.
She was frightened, but entranced by the colorful war garb he wore
around his rippling torso.  Her bodice heaved with a mixture of dread an
anticipation, straining against the simple fabric that covered her
nubile young...

Hey, I'm getting thin already!  This is easy - Jackie Collins, eat your
heart out!

- Jim

Doug White wrote:

>Actually the calculator doesn't make much sense.  Nearly three times the energy
>expenditure taking a shower than vigorous sex??
>
>      Activities Number of minutes Calories burned
>      Sex (moderate)  30 46
>      Sex (vigorous)  30  53
>      Showering  30 143
>      Sitting (watching TV) 30  35
>      Walking, strolling (less than 2mph)  30  71
>      Walking, strolling (less than 2mph)  30  125
>      Writing  30  35
>
>
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Philip Arnold" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Tuesday, November 04, 2003 2:29 PM
>Subject: RE: I have a diet question
>
>
>| > Apparently not as many as you'd think. Even during vigorous sex.
>| >
>| > Here's a calculator.
>| > http://www.msnbc.com/modules/quizzes/caloriecalc.asp
>| >
>| >      Playing guitar  60min 214cal
>| >      Sex (vigorous)  60min 107cal
>|
>| I know what I'd rather do
>|
>| 2 hours of vigorous sex or 1 hour of playing guitar... Hmmm <g>
>|
>|
>|
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