If Google did toilet bowls, then they wouldn't merely be concerned with seat positions, but would examine the content of _everything_ that was put in them, and record them against your user ID. They should be able to calculate exactly what you've been eating and any number of health issues you may or may not have. A screen on the door in front of you would then show you context sensitive ads for food products similar to what you've been eating, but from companies that are paying them advertising money, and may also direct you to medical and health service providers (again, only if they've paid Google money) that you may benefit from. Worst case scenario is you sit down to do your business, and ads for the Acme Lard Company are interspersed with directions to your local emergency heart clinic, ads for the latest tapeworm treatment, and a news article about the latest breakthroughs in a new Syphillis vacine.
And then there's the posibility of looking up the dietary and health readings for famous people. Regards Darren Tracey Systems Analyst HR Systems and FastTrack, Web and Integration Services p: + 61 7 3232 4091 (x64091) f: + 61 7 3232 4744 e: [EMAIL PROTECTED] l: Lvl 3, 388 Queen St Brisbane QLD 4000 m: Suncorp IPC IT048, GPO Box 1453, Brisbane QLD 4000 > -----Original Message----- > From: Scott Barnes > Sent: Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:48 AM > To: CFAussie Mailing List > Subject: [cfaussie] Re: More good things from Google Labs > > So.. > > Theres no google grape flavoured goodness? ....*sigh* *looks ate coke > machine*.......*sigh* > > I wouldn't be suprised if in 15 years our toilet bowels are made by > Goolge though... ie you can do a search on who last left the seat up > and initiate a painful electronic charge for the next time they go and > flip the seat up - as a friendly reminder *put this down when you are > finished*... > > Women...Look before you leap! > > > On Apr 6, 2005 11:33 AM, Mark Mandel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Oh that is pretty darn funny. > > > > I don't care if it's not real - I want on so i can laugh some more ;o) > > > > Mark > > > > > > > > > Of course, you remember what they announced on the corresponding day > > > > last year, don't you? > > > > > > > > Hint: it starts with G and ends with Mail. > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe they be serious... > > > > > > > > -- > > E: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > W: www.compoundtheory.com > > ICQ: 3094740 > > > > --- > > You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To unsubscribe send a blank email to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/ > > > > > -- > Regards, > Scott Barnes > http://www.mossyblog.com > http://www.flexcoder.com (Coming Soon) > > --- > You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To unsubscribe send a blank email to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This e-mail is sent by Suncorp-Metway Limited ABN 66 010 831 722 or one of its related entities "Suncorp". Suncorp may be contacted at Level 18, 36 Wickham Terrace, Brisbane or on 13 11 55 or at suncorp.com.au. The content of this e-mail is the view of the sender or stated author and does not necessarily reflect the view of Suncorp. The content, including attachments, is a confidential communication between Suncorp and the intended recipient. If you are not the intended recipient, any use, interference with, disclosure or copying of this e-mail, including attachments, is unauthorised and expressly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error please contact the sender immediately and delete the e-mail and any attachments from your system. If this e-mail constitutes a commercial message of a type that you no longer wish to receive please reply to this e-mail by typing Unsubscribe in the subject line. --- You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [email protected] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/
