This is getting very scary and I think we should stop now before it's too late...
But do you think we should be applying for a patent about now?
B)
TRACEY, Darren wrote:
If Google did toilet bowls, then they wouldn't merely be concerned with seat positions, but would examine the content of _everything_ that was put in them, and record them against your user ID. They should be able to calculate exactly what you've been eating and any number of health issues you may or may not have. A screen on the door in front of you would then show you context sensitive ads for food products similar to what you've been eating, but from companies that are paying them advertising money, and may also direct you to medical and health service providers (again, only if they've paid Google money) that you may benefit from. Worst case scenario is you sit down to do your business, and ads for the Acme Lard Company are interspersed with directions to your local emergency heart clinic, ads for the latest tapeworm treatment, and a news article about the latest breakthroughs in a new Syphillis vacine.
And then there's the posibility of looking up the dietary and health readings for famous people.
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From: Scott Barnes Sent: Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:48 AM
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Subject: [cfaussie] Re: More good things from Google Labs
So..
Theres no google grape flavoured goodness? ....*sigh* *looks ate coke machine*.......*sigh*
I wouldn't be suprised if in 15 years our toilet bowels are made by Goolge though... ie you can do a search on who last left the seat up and initiate a painful electronic charge for the next time they go and flip the seat up - as a friendly reminder *put this down when you are finished*...
Women...Look before you leap!
On Apr 6, 2005 11:33 AM, Mark Mandel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Oh that is pretty darn funny.
I don't care if it's not real - I want on so i can laugh some more ;o)
Mark
Of course, you remember what they announced on the corresponding day last year, don't you?
Hint: it starts with G and ends with Mail.
Maybe they be serious...
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