Subject: Purina Dog Chow
Yesterday I was at Pet Smart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my
loyal dog Zeke, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me
asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her, No, I don't have a dog. I am
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way it
works is to load your pockets with Purina
nuggets. Then you simply take
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well, and I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me.
I told her no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt
and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
Pet Smart won't let me shop there anymore.
Have A Beautiful Day, Each And Every Day!
