Thats hilarious!--- In [email protected], amanda christopher
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> Yesterday I was at Pet Smart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my
> loyal dog Zeke, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind
me
> asked if I had a dog.
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> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and
have
> little to do, on impulse I told her, No, I don't have a dog. I am
> starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
> because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
> pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out
> of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
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> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the
way it
> works is to load your pockets with Purina
> nuggets. Then you simply take
> one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
> complete so it works well, and I was going to try it again.
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> I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
> enthralled with my story.
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> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food
> poisoned me.
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> I told her no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's butt
> and a car hit us both.
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> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was
> laughing so hard.
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> Pet Smart won't let me shop there anymore.
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> Have A Beautiful Day, Each And Every Day!
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