I love this too! My brother sent this to me also!!! Elizabeth
--- On Sat, 1/10/09, Debra <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Debra <[email protected]> > Subject: [Chihuahuas] Re: OT: Fw: Purina Dog Chow > To: [email protected] > Date: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 3:39 AM > Thats hilarious!--- In [email protected], amanda > christopher > <angel_charm_b...@...> wrote: > > > > > > Subject: Purina Dog Chow > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yesterday I was at Pet Smart buying a large bag of > Purina dog chow > for my > > loyal dog Zeke, and was in the checkout line when the > woman behind > me > > asked if I had a dog. > > > > What did she think I had, an elephant? So since > I'm retired and > have > > little to do, on impulse I told her, No, I don't > have a dog. I am > > starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I > probably shouldn't, > > because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that > I'd lost 50 > > pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward > with tubes > coming out > > of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, > and that the > way it > > works is to load your pockets with Purina > > nuggets. Then you simply take > > one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is > nutritionally > > complete so it works well, and I was going to try it > again. > > > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in > line was now > > enthralled with my story. > > > > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care > because the > dog food > > poisoned me. > > > > I told her no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an > Irish > Setter's butt > > and a car hit us both. > > > > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a > heart attack he > was > > laughing so hard. > > > > Pet Smart won't let me shop there anymore. > > > > > > > > Have A Beautiful Day, Each And Every Day! > > ------------------------------------ " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
