Looks very similiar to the Friday funny I sent out a couple weeks ago :) Dave, not having a funny day!!! :(
John Neiberger wrote: > Wait a second...isn't that a modifed version of the first Friday Funnies > that you posted?? > > Dom, did you start hitting the sauce a bit early? ;-) > > John > > >>>>Dom 7/3/03 5:40:23 AM >>> >>> > Here is an early Friday Funny as I will be sulking tomorrow as we lost > part of our Great British Empire on that date ;) > > > Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on > the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee > screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a > Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and > asks the shepherd "If I guess how many sheep you do have, you give me > one of them?" > > The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which graze > and says "All right". > > The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, > enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a data base > and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages > report on his high-tech mini-printer. He then turns to the shepherd and > says "You have exactly 1586 sheep here". The shepherd answers: "That's > correct, you can have your sheep". > > The young man takes the sheep and puts in the back of his jeep. > > The shepherd looks at him and asks "If I guess your profession, will you > return my sheep to me?" > > The young man answers "Yes, why not". > > The shepherd says: You are an Arthur Andersen consultant! > > "How did you know?" asks the young man. > > "Very simple", answers the shepherd > > "First, you come here without being called". > > "Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already knew". > > "Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took > my dog". > > > > Best regards, > > Dom Stocqueler > Zoo Keeper - SysDom Technologies > Visit our website - www.sysdom.org > > ======================================================================== > ======= > IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual > addressee(s)named above and may contain information that is confidential > privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low > self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you > are not the > intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this > email > is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes > an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been > used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it > does not > have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were > harmed in the transmission of this email, although the poodle next door > is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an > overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there > is > no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just > ignore that > Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of > salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm > befalls > you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, > please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 > minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing. -- David Madland CCIE# 2016 Sr. Network Engineer Qwest Communications 612-664-3367 "Government can do something for the people only in proportion as it can do something to the people." -- Thomas Jefferson Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=71838&t=71825 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
