LMTO!!!! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dom" To: Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2003 1:59 PM Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funnies [7:71825]
> OK here's one off our website - > > > A truck driver stopped at the bar and by the door saw the sign "Geeks > will be shot". A bit suspicious, assuming it a misprinted racist poster, > he went in. He ordered his drink and sat by the bar. > A bit later on another person came in, an acne-riddled pale and thin man > with one of those multi-pocket jackets stuffed with pens, rulers, > mini-screwdrivers, etc. As he walked up the bar, the barman picked up a > shotgun and shot him dead. > The man was a bit surprised to say the least but decided to keep quiet > and just finish his drink. When the barman offered him a refill, he > asked what the shooting was all about. > "The sign was quite clear" the barman said. "Geeks will be shot. Don't > you know it's open season this month in this state?" > Nervously the man asked "I am a truck driver delivering a load of > routers. I hope that does not make me a geek?" > "No. We like truck drivers. You're always welcome here". > Later on in the night, cruising along a lonely highway, a tire burst and > he fought to keep control of the truck as it slewed off the road and > side-swiped a tree. The back doors burst open and several routers fell > out. After a few seconds, t > he driver thought he ought to do something and at least get the router > boxes back in the truck. Looking in his mirror, he was amazed to see out > of nowhere, lots of scrawny geeks emerging out of the dark and helping > themselves to the routers. Angry at this, he remembered it was open > season and fired off a few shots. > Just then a state patrol car appeared, lights flashing, and drew up. The > cop got out and walked over. The driver a bit nervously said "I was only > trying to protect my cargo and anyway, it is open season on geeks isn't > it?" > "That's no problem fella," said the cop, adding after a pause "but > you're not supposed to use bait." > > > > Dom Stocqueler > SysDom Technologies > Visit our website - www.sysdom.org > > == > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of > DeVoe, Charles (PKI) > Sent: 03 July 2003 17:51 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funnies [7:71825] > > > Better Question -- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ken Diliberto [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2003 10:56 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funnies [7:71825] > > > NO no no. You've got it all wrong (said in the voice of Hermione > Granger from Harry Potter). > > That's when the we released the British from their bondage. They liked > it so much that they fought us to stay. :-) > > Glad we're still friends. > > Have a great day. > > Twisted thought for the day: > Can you consider fiber WIREless??? > > >>> "Dom" 07/03/03 04:15AM >>> > Here is an early Friday Funny as I will be sulking tomorrow as we lost > part of our Great British Empire on that date ;) [snip] Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=71856&t=71825 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
