A breeder named Patti receives a free ticket to the Westminster Dog Show from the premium dog food company. Unfortunately, when Patti arrives at the Garden she realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the Garden-- she is closer to the Ex-pens than the rings. About halfway through the first group, Patti notices an empty seat 3 rows from the ring gates, in plain view of the examining table. She decides to take a chance and makes her way through the celebritiy owners and big time breeders and around the security guards to the empty seat. As she sits down, she asks the woman sitting next to her, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The woman says no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the most important dog show in the dog world, Patti again inquires of the woman next to her .
"This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Garden and not use it?" The woman replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Westminster Show here at the Garden we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's really sad," says Patti, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?" "No," the woman replies, "they're all at the funeral." Author Unknown, Shared by Rosanne ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
