oh my -- this is naughty <grin>
Rosanne Cleveland-King wrote: > A breeder named Patti receives a free ticket to the Westminster Dog Show > from the premium dog food company. Unfortunately, when Patti arrives at the > Garden she realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the > Garden-- she is closer to the Ex-pens than the rings. > About halfway through the first group, Patti notices an empty seat 3 rows > from the ring gates, in plain view of the examining table. She decides > to take a chance and makes her way through the celebritiy owners and > big time breeders and around the security guards to the empty seat. As she > sits down, she asks the woman sitting next to her, "Excuse me, is anyone > sitting > here?" The woman says no. > Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the most important dog > show in the dog world, Patti again inquires of the woman next to her . > > "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at > the Garden and not use it?" > > The woman replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed > to come with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Westminster > Show here at the Garden we haven't been to together since we got married > in 1967." > > "Well, that's really sad," says Patti, "but still, couldn't you find > someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?" > > "No," the woman replies, "they're all at the funeral." > > > > > Author Unknown, > Shared by Rosanne > > ========================================================= > "Magic Commands": > to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL > to start it up gain click here: > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL > > E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. > Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html > > All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author. > > ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
