Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia
A: A Religious movement
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A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way
and said: "Your check came back."
The old man replied, "So did my arthritis."
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A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and
offered
to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the
full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?"
"Eleventh!" she replied.
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A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy
when
they saw a strange looking craft.
They stopped and asked a worker, "Sir, is that a U-boat?"
"No," he replied "shesa belonga to da government".
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