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Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake Jarmo Lundgren: > >if your machine could read and understand your > >subconscious mind, what would it be doing right now ? > > Hmmm... How much do machines actually understand about sex? If I surf a lot > on porn sites, does that affect the machine somehow? Does it make it > neurotic and frustrated, or something? probably not. what does it do to _you_ ? :-) > Does downloading 1000+ Laetitia Casta pics make the computer desperate? > All that beauty on hard disk, but no way of touching it. > > (All this assuming that the computer is a heterosexual male...) > well, ships are female. other big objects are female. (assuming English.) so back when computers filled rooms, why weren't they female ? they got names like "MANIAC". that fits a female ! females are not "always on". but neither were the early computers. but big objects that are female are things that move. as fast as Warp 10, depending on the TV show you're watching. so I suggest that mobile computers (like, my Nokia phone) should get female names. home PC's could be either sex. does this sound stupid ? I hope that all car owners know that you HAVE to give your car a name. so that it knows when you are TALKING TO IT. what shall I name my phone ? it's small and it's cute but it runs out of energy pretty often. f
