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Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake Jarmo Lundgren: > > > > Hmmm... How much do machines actually understand about sex? If I surf a lot > > > on porn sites, does that affect the machine somehow? Does it make it > > > neurotic and frustrated, or something? > > > >probably not. what does it do to _you_ ? :-) > > Why, of course I'm more balanced and positive after 8 hours of manic > Casta-hunting. :) you know it was a big scandal bcos they chose her as the model for new national symbolry but she's got big hooters, much more Hollywood style than la mode Parisienne. > >they got names like "MANIAC". that fits a female ! > > To be truly feminine, computers should do only incalculable things. They > shouldn't calculate at all. Having only two modes for describing "true" > and "false" sounds very masculine, too. (Very georgewbushish.) A female > computer should (in)calculate using "true-ish", "false-ish", "dunno", > "not interested", "cute" and "let's see what my intuition says" modes. um, let me guess ... you're looking for the phrase ... "FUZZY logic" ? > BTW, "ZX81" sounds like a Serbian girl techno band from the 1980s. LOL! > >but big objects that are female are things that move. > > Yeah, true. except for my buddy's mother-in-law. > >does this sound stupid ? I hope that all car owners know > >that you HAVE to give your car a name. so that it knows > >when you are TALKING TO IT. > > Yeah... but then you should name your penis too, shouldn't you? well, using that logic, you should name everything. but you have to name your car bcos it has a mind of its own. hey wait a minute ... you were right ... > >what shall I name my phone ? > > Thatcher? :) > > >it's small and it's cute but it runs out of energy pretty often. > > Oh... no, not Thatcher, in that case. > I would name it after a Powerpuff Girl (Tehotytt�), but that would be sacrilege. f
