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> > Hmmm... How much do machines actually understand about sex? If I surf a > lot > > on porn sites, does that affect the machine somehow? Does it make it > > neurotic and frustrated, or something? > >probably not. what does it do to _you_ ? :-) Why, of course I'm more balanced and positive after 8 hours of manic Casta-hunting. :) >so back when computers filled rooms, why weren't they female ? ... and you had to _get inside_ to do settings. >they got names like "MANIAC". that fits a female ! To be truly feminine, computers should do only incalculable things. They shouldn't calculate at all. Having only two modes for describing "true" and "false" sounds very masculine, too. (Very georgewbushish.) A female computer should (in)calculate using "true-ish", "false-ish", "dunno", "not interested", "cute" and "let's see what my intuition says" modes. BTW, "ZX81" sounds like a Serbian girl techno band from the 1980s. >females are not "always on". but neither were the early computers. But although a female computer was "on", it wouldn't mean that it was "in the mood". >but big objects that are female are things that move. Yeah, true. >does this sound stupid ? I hope that all car owners know >that you HAVE to give your car a name. so that it knows >when you are TALKING TO IT. Yeah... but then you should name your penis too, shouldn't you? >what shall I name my phone ? Thatcher? :) >it's small and it's cute but it runs out of energy pretty often. Oh... no, not Thatcher, in that case. ---> jab | commie | http://commie.oy.com "Less is moo" -- The Holy Mad Cow
