> But the propaganda on this list was that I was paying a huge "Apple
> tax"
> and getting nothing for the extra cost.
> 
> Who am I to believe?

[Cut to: Elzar's Fine Cuisine. Leela strolls out of the kitchen, whistling
casually. Elzar serves Zoidberg.] 


Elzar: Here you go, big spender. Foie gras and caviar. 

[Zoidberg sniffs the food.] Zoidberg: Goose liver? Fish eggs? [He eats it
and spits it out.] Pah! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? 

Elzar: Hey, that's what rich people eat. The garbage parts of the food. 

Zoidberg: I ate garbage yesterday and it didn't cost me $300! I'm not
paying. [He puts on a top hat.] Farewell, good sir! 


[He leaves with a very classy scuttle and woop.] 


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