It was this growing group-mind of knowledge that, in time rallied
to name the culprit, and "blow the man down". So, this was "Pass &
Stow". Or, "pass it on", and "stow it", meaning save and remember. These
men saw secrecy as counter to the public good. They saw secrecy as sick.
When the Constitution was first penned, without the Bill of Rights, this
world-wise international group sod "Oh no, not more sovereignty and
secrets. We know what that leads to!" This was a loud collective voice.
These were the hands that turned yonder windlass, raised the anchors,
and set the sails that moved the cargos upon which the fortunes of our
young nation completely depended. And further: many who were first
taught "Pass and Stow" as seasick ordinary seamen on first voyages were
now Owners and Masters: men of fortune, no small voice. It was this
voice in unison that sent the founding fathers back to Philadelphia to
do some rewriting. The name of the sadly forgotten corporation in
Philadelphia which keeps and preserves the Liberty Bell is "Pass and
Stow".
    This too-soon forgotten, but ancient marine reason is stopping not
on him or her but you. This "Pass and Stow" is a responsibility: for if
Liberty is to be tolled for you, it must be told by you.
    You are the addressee: not him or her, but you.
    This "Pass and Stow" concerns, in some deep measure, the news. But
it is not new. It is the same old story, changed only, but with utmost
import, by the possibility of being too late: but it is not new:
    In some forgotten Byron canto he railed at the "Gazettes" He pointed
to them living it up in Falmouth, England then compared them to, and
rhymed it with, the regiments they were carelessly replacing. This is
the same old story. It is not a new story, but there are higher stakes.
    This is a true story. I beg the reader forgive some unavoidable
short dullness in one part or another, but I am being exact. It would
have been so much easier on me, and you the reader, to have composed
this in that genre of truth-hidden-as-fiction. That, however, would
soften some much needed sting. For, as this is a careful and truthful
account, it is also a deposition: a depository of accusation. I accuse.
This is the truth.
    It is far from entirely dull. There is the Mafia, there is a
Kennedy, there are spies there are lies. There is high drama and
expose'. There is some romance. But, unfortunately, those things are not
important here. This is critical information. This is bad news.
To bring you this needed bad news I must not coddle your need for
entertainment. You will have to make an effort to learn something new.
There are some pearls in front of you, but you must be teachable. To be
teachable you must see yourself as ignorant, and this, again
unfortunately, is a reluctant vision to just those who have the capacity
to learn and to benefit and to benefit others. This is bad. This is
critical. I accuse. This is a warning.
    This is war.
    How teachable are you?
Every day countless commuters from the Hamptons on Long Island and the
bedroom communities of Upper Westchester and the Montclairs and other
port-over-starboard--home sections of Jersey read the New York Times on
their daily rides. These are the bright. and the creative and the
influential.
    They read and they think and they are in the know.
    No.
    They do not even know what they are reading. Every day for weeks in
June of 1993 a full page ad appeared in the Times. Ostensibly it was an
ad for Citibank. The headline, in biggest letters that any art direction
could compose, stated simply: "CITIBANK INVITES YOU TO A PRIVATE SALE."
The small body copy under the headline talked about Citibanks Citicard.
Nothing in the body copy related to a private sale. Only by very obscure
and convoluted stretches of reasoning could you even begin to connect
the body copy to the headline. The ad ran full page for weeks. Not
cheap. Any junior copywriter would be fired for such a headline. But it
ran, full page, every day in the Times.
    But millions of the bright and the influential and those who are in
the know and aware saw this every day for weeks, the biggest ad in the
paper. Certainly they would notice this.
    No, they did not. It is amazing that the biggest "secret" messages
are hidden in the open. A reasonable person would question what I just
said. "Large secret messages in newspapers, in the biggest ads, where
the ads don't even make sense and people don't notice? No raised
eyebrows? Not likely!" Nevertheless it is true, and with a little effort
you can see for yourself. I wouldn't believe it. I didn't believe it. I
had to be shown. I would respect you, the reader, if you had to be shown
too. I have included some copies of some ads, (they are in the appendix,
but that is not enough. Best to see the real thing. Busy person? Fine,
have one of your kids do it at their college library. Give your
secretary's secretary something to do. The topic is war.
    So let us look at the first one again; -CITIBANK INVITES YOU TO A
PRIVATE SALE. (Page "A" of the appendix is the full page ad reduced from
the back page of the first section - A 22 -from the Wed April 28 1993
New York Times. Page "B" of the appendix is the body copy to size. This
same ad had been running for about a month in both the Times and Globe.
Think of the expense!) The mind naturally makes sense of things, looks
for sense, wants to see sense. So you strain for sense in this. You must
work at it. There is nothing private about the card. Even if you bend
and twist, possibly they are touting the "exclusiveness" of the card
etc., it is still quite a stretch. There is nothing implied about
exclusivity. At he very least you can see an ad with a headline that a
junior copywriter would be fired for. Doesn't make sense. Yet there it
is running day after day, week after week. Not just in the Times but in
the Boston Globe as well.
    It is easier for you to see this now, not just because I am pointing
it out to you but because of the form it is in. An exact copy of the ad
and the ad itself in the Times are two different things: they evoke
different reactions, reactions that are miles apart. It is far far
easier for people to see how stupid the headline is when it is a copy of
the ad. When the ad is shown while it is in the Times something goes off
in the mind that states, "This must make sense. This is after all the
New York Times. God only knows what a full page costs day after day. It
can't be nonsense!" Here, and it is fun to watch, very intelligent
people will try to make sense of nonsense: will insist that this
nonsense is sensible. Why? Simply because it must be. The same people
looking at a xerox of the ad will have a different reaction, most will
see how silly the headline is right away. I have for some time been
searching for some adjective to describe this reaction besides
"hypnotic" or "mesmerizing" or "magnetizing". I can't. Not only that,
but a more careful examination of the operant function where the
placement of the ad in the Times changes its import, and its impact, and
changes the very meaning of the same words is not like hypnotism ... ;
it is hypnotism. It is the same "relaxant" defense lowering mechanism.
Mass hypnotism: and this from the news-ink that is our social glue!
    That ad for Citibank is copied on pages "A" and "B" of the appendix.
I suggest that you keep this so that you can check what I am saying;
what I am saying is, you must admit, a tad outrageous. And some of you
may be thinking, We'll just see about this. Don't we know Trip
Whoshisfather at Citibank? ... And who is Citibank's agency again? Don't
we know someone there?" I do not know the entirety of the answer that
you will receive when you do connect with Trip. But I do know the first
word. And so, Dear Lady - Kind Sir, do you. You know because you have
heard it. You know because you have said it. You have said it when some
too-wise Turk found out something about you and you had to either lie
and make up a cover story or let this youngster in on a few of the
secrets of 'management' or 'command'. In most cases you creatively hid a
portion of lie in a portion of truth. But your first word was always the
same. You remember it from Colonel Staybunker. It was the first word he
spoke when you confronted him with hard evidence that he never had any
intention of providing your platoon with cover fire, that you were
fodder for another maneuver. You remember it from this boss or that boss
when they allowed you, with a bit more of the truth and a bit more of
the lie, deeper into the emotional bonding of "management". You learned.
So you always said the exact same word yourself. You always said this
word very slowly, this first word, as it gave you, leaning back with
thumbs in suspenders, an extra second to formulate your own concoction
of "a few bones" and , "a slice of baloney":
"Weeeeeeeellll .........."



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