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From: DougKeachie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> > # Thieves return sacred Mohammed relic. ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) Thieves
> > stole a sacred relic of the Prophet Mohammed - a single beard hair -
> > www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2559945268-dac
> >
> > : What religious relic would you most like to steal? Would you keep
> > it, sell it, burn it, ransom it, desecrate it, stash it, give it to
> > evil wizards????
>
> The will be no atonement for this man's clonement....

Hmmm, that's right, I forgot about the possibility of cloning Mohammed
from that hair or some other personal relic.  In fact, it should soon
be possible to clone almost ANY holy or historic personage for whom
such relics exist.  Imagine a bunch of Buddhas, a swarm of Stalins,
leagues of Luthers & Lenins & Lennons, and of course the re-emergence
of Elvis...  Why, if the Shroud of Turin is authentic, we could even
resurrect Yeshua, fer re eel...  But imagine the embarrassment if the
relic is a fraud, and you carefully grow and nurture what you think is
a clone of St. Jean d'Arc, and you find that the DNA is actually from
a male Moorish Jew or something.  Or you grow Yeshua - and get a girl.

Still, we can expect to see enthusiastic religious & political cloners
try to reincarnate their cherished hominid icons - and other plotters
working to see that they fail, by substituting false genetic material
and otherwise confusing the issue (pun intended).  Expect the Clone
Wars to turn real serious, real nasty, real messy.  <shudder>

  Ric "but who'd want to clone Liberace?" Carter

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