WQ Daily Chuckle- A joke a day in your mailbox 2-8-00
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Well Greetings Chucklers,
After the last jokes sent out I received an email from an
individual that explained how I might include the email address
that the email was being sent to in the body of the emial itself.
Although we did not have the technology to send a unique email
to each person but were rather sending the same one to everyone,
I decided to hold off on further emails untill I could address
the problem. Now the problem is solved. Whew!!! I have learned
much and should have been doing this all along. ( I would have
had I only known how.) I guess that makes me the moron huh guys?
Enjoy......
S.B.
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A man is feeling very ill, so he goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to
hospital
to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,
and the
phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you
have an
extremely nasty Sexually Transmitted Disease called G.A.S.H. It's a combination of
gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis and herpes!"
"Oh my God, doctor! What are you going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?"
"Well no, but it's the only food we can get under the door."
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Did you know who in 1923 was:
1.President of the largest steel company?
2.President of the largest gas company?
3.President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4.Greatest wheat speculator?
5.President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6.Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men should have been considered some of the world's
most successful men. At least they found the secret of making
money. Now more than 55 years later, do you know what has
become of these men?
1.The President of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab,
died a pauper.
2.The President of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, is insane.
3.The President of the N.Y.S.E., Richard Whitney, was released
from prison to die at home.
4.The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
5.The President of the Bank of International Settlement shot himself.
6.The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Rivermore, died of suicide.
The same year, 1923, the winner of the most important golf championship,
Gene Sarazan, won the U.S. Open and PGA Tournaments. Today he is still
playing golf and is solvent.
Conclusion: Stop worrying about business and start playing golf
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