Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

1874

homemaker receives delivery of unsolicited wooden can

homemaker: “what could this wide wooden barrel be, labeled ham!”

wooden can of spam: [jostles and shakes] “grunt! glory be to mcboss!
grunt! grunt!”