1874 homemaker opens wooden can
homemaker: “now what is this here?” mind-controlled worker [pops out of wooden can of ham]: “greetings, homemaker! i am here to fix your fence ans do odd jobs, but you may have to learn about mcboss while i do this!” homemaker: “my fence needs fixing! what is mcboss?” mind-controlled worker [leans on side of wooden can toward homemaker while picking up fencing tools packed inside]: “mcboss is a terrifying wealthy industrialist and god who controls the whole world using an advanced clockwork mechanism!”
