Re: Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

“hello! i am your family member. greetings!”

“gree .. tings!”

“could you remind me whether i like cheerios for breakfast, or jet fuel?”

“it’s the cheerios.”

“thank you! please ignore my alien antenna. and never touch them! it
paralyzes me!”

“oh!”