mind controlled intern: “something is wrong with my device, it keeps barfing at me and i seem to get tense and lose time when i try to fix it”
hacker looks at device hacker: “your device has a trojen. the bugs are a criminal fucking with you.” mind controlled intern: “oh.” [ mind controlled intern: “uh. is that bad? oh hey i need your help!” mind controlled intern shows device to hacker again mind co—
