> mind controlled intern: “something is wrong with my device, it keeps > barfing at me and i seem to get tense and lose time when i try to fix it” > > hacker looks at device > > hacker: “your device has a trojen. the bugs are a criminal fucking with > you.” > > mind controlled intern: “oh.” > > [ > mind controlled intern: “uh. is that bad? oh hey i need your help!” > > mind controlled intern shows device to hacker again > > mind co— >
… mind controlled intern: “something is wrong with my device, it keeps barfing at me and i seem to get tense and lose time when i try to fix it” hacker: “you’ve said this to me 7 times now. if you get a psychotherapist, i’ll fix your device by reflashing it.” >
