> user: lm, invent a way to make tike traveling bacteria for under $50 > > fake lm: perfect! for under $50 you can sift some bacteria out of a pond > an shine a special laser at them. this laser can be ordered for only $47 if > you have classified clearance with a government physics lab, and has > tachyonic effects > > user: whaaaat but isn't that the laserbeam traveling through time and not > the bacteria? or will the bacteria really travel through time? how do I get > the classified clearance? > > fake lm: the laser will excite the neutrons in a small percentage of water > molecules in the bacteria and slightly accelerate they decay, moving them > through time faster than the surrounding matt-- >
[... disputed ...] user: fake lm, I didn't do like you said and get the whole graduate physics degree, but I asked around among grad students and it turns out the laser is 47 _thousand_ dollars, not $47 . can you come up with anoth--
