and ACROSS the road from where I work! OOhhh I can see lots of afternoon
sessions after work ;)

On Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 11:17 AM, Roberto Ambrosio <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:

> WooooooooHOOOoooooooooooooooooo......... and it is around the corner from
> me :-)
>
>
> On Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 12:14 PM, Werner Gillmer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > wrote:
>
>> I cannot wait!!!!
>>
>>
>> --------
>>
>> My weekends have been spent with Jumpy James and Kamikaze Sean building
>> the sweetest Pump Track you ever did see. This is a THING (please note
>> capitalization). It is needed to get your PUMP ON. You have to get your pump
>> on in order to be a better person. Mother Theresa used to Get Her Pump On.
>> Jim Morrison used to get His Pump On. Pamela Anderson still Gets Her Pump On
>> and I want to get My Pump On in the interest of spiritual enlightenment and
>> (as Rachael would say) world peace.
>>
>> A Pump Track is a circular (well any shape actually, but no beginning or
>> end) course that has a series of roller type mounds connected by G-Force
>> (G-Spot for Downhillers and BMX heads) inducing berms. Ostensibly this is a
>> training protocol that will improve your on-bike skills no matter what
>> discipline you ride. But the truth is that it is just the best fun going.
>> You start with one pedal stroke, and that is the last you take. As you
>> transfer your energy to the bike via your upper body and hips you end up
>> with a six-pack from hell (better than Richard Beswick's Mens Health photo
>> shoot) and awesome arms and legs. Be prepared to be treated as an object of
>> lust, a higher class of problem I say.
>>
>> Predictably enough the other thing that happens is the bike keeps going
>> faster and faster which means you can start to manual the rollers or use
>> them as doubles or triples.
>>
>> If all this is Latin to you, fear not! We will convert you to the thrills
>> of Getting Your Pump ON soon with Clinics and then a subliminal tape to
>> listen to while you sleep that says things like "I like big air" and
>> "Gravity and Reality are BOTH Relative".
>>
>> The single track at the Toyota MTN Cycle Park is just getting totally
>> bermed in preparation for opening. There have been a select few riders of
>> all skill levels who have already graced the flowing single track trails and
>> the feedback has been consistently good.
>>
>> The trails are much more open than Logwood Bike Haven, and if you want to
>> G-Out the same way you do in the Logwood berms, you better be spinning out
>> your big ring.
>>
>> There is also a slightly different design philosophy than at Logwood.
>> Whilst there are still trails that are dedicated as Black Diamond or Double
>> Black Diamond, most trails are designated Green (see Skills Ratings if you
>> have forgotten, it may save your life) and have detours that are marked Blue
>> or Black. This means that all riders can ride the same trails with the
>> hooligan element taking the more advanced detours (if you can get them off
>> the Pump Track).
>>
>> The Trails can be briefly summarized as follows:
>>
>> *The Koppies (Blue 4)*
>>
>> These twin peaks will not be finished when you come to test ride the
>> trails initially. We still need a quarter of a million cubic meters of soil
>> and rocks to complete construction. Hey, do you know anyone who can bring us
>> all that? (Drop me a line PLEASE).
>>
>> *The Canyon (Blue 3)*
>>
>> This is a circular route that has 3 different micro routes through it.
>> Basically you are either under gum trees or riding through jungle like
>> papyrus reeds. Then suddenly out of the papyrus looms these bridges over
>> what starts to look like the Fish River Canyon when you are on them.
>>
>> *Space Junk (Black 4)*
>>
>> It is called Space Junk because things (riders) keep falling out of the
>> sky. The main route is rated Black 4 and then it has some truly scary
>> detours that have made many a brave roadie want his mommy. The initial
>> switchback climb was specifically built so our overseas competitors in the
>> Pro and Master categories would have something to train on. If in doubt,
>> stay out.
>>
>> *Sidewinder (Blue 2)*
>>
>> This is Kamikaze Sean and James favorite trail. Its just huge berms
>> surfing a bank downhill. What's not to love. It does however contain a gap
>> jump detour called The Rim Reaper that has already taken two victims in the
>> shape of Colin Germs (Toyota SuperCycling Cycle Lab MTB Race Team) and
>> Stuart Carliel (MTN Club 100 Race Team & Master World Championship racer).
>> Colin made more of a fuss about his trashed rim than Stuart did about his,
>> but I think Colin may have had his white socks on.
>>
>> *Dropzone (Blue 4)*
>>
>> This is really a super fast, well bermed, big ring sprint; except there
>> are two drop offs that will freeze your blood in your veins and possibly
>> make you seek Dischem out for Adult Nappies rather than Cytomax.
>>
>> *The Wetland (Green 3)*
>>
>> This is a divine loop that gives hooligans a chance to catch their breath,
>> and everyone else a chance to appreciate nature and learn something about
>> our native African Flora and Fauna. The trails themselves are a combination
>> of wide single track and very wide low bridges that will take you on a
>> journey through the wetland while keeping your tyres dry and clean. Look out
>> for some educational signs from Samantha Braid, our resident wetland expert
>> (who also is a keen mtb rider).
>>
>> *Snakes n Ladders (Double Black)*
>>
>> This wont be finished till a little later, and is for the criminally
>> insane or fatally ill.
>>
>> *Tree House (Blue 4)*
>>
>> This one also wont be ready when we first open, but is an intermediate
>> Freeride loop that allows riders to grow the skills they acquired in Launch
>> Pad before attempting Snakes n Ladders and the inevitable consequences of
>> failure that entails.
>>
>> *Launch Pad (Green 2)*
>>
>> Nice wide bridges and catwalks not far off the ground specifically
>> designed to entice normal people over to the Dark Side of mountain bike
>> riding
>>
>> *Roller Coaster (Double Black)*
>>
>> Enormous bridges 6 meters in the air that are the lead in to hard berm
>> exits that make the North Shore Bridge at Logwood look like it is laying
>> flat on the ground. This is great spectator sport, and excellent for video
>> footage.
>>
>> *The Green Mile (Green 3)*
>>
>> This is my personal favorite. The berms are enormous and the whole thing
>> goes down hill. In the opening stages it is winding between native Highveld
>> acacia scrub with some pools of clear fresh water that will have benches to
>> sit on and contemplate your navel and listen to the birds. Hooligans will
>> naturally sit in the pools whilst trying to stuff their lungs back where
>> they should be. A little later in the trail you will be weaving you way
>> between huge pine trees that form a small forest, resin rich in the summer
>> air.
>>
>> *Corkscrew (Green 2)*
>>
>> This much like The Green Mile but with more indigenous trees and less
>> pines. Its probably also a little more open and slightly faster, and leads
>> to Roller Coaster.
>>
>> *Ewok (Green 3)*
>>
>> This is a tight trail that leads through dense forest with many stream
>> crossings (little bridges). The detours off the main route will frighten the
>> living daylights out of normal people however as they make use of the many
>> enormous trees that have fallen down and thus present perfect (if somewhat
>> sketchy) riding terrain.
>>
>> The Seattle Coffee Shop up next to the Clubhouse is coming along quick.
>> This will have a deck out front and a higher level deck too. The Clubhouse
>> itself will have a stock of consumable (by your mtb) items supplied by Cycle
>> Lab to keep you on the trails in the event of mechanical failure. ER 24 will
>> be there to repair your body if you have a lapse of common sense or luck (or
>> both), and Motorex will be there to clean and lube your bike before it gets
>> passed across to the Shimano service centre on site.
>>
>> Logwood Bike Haven is about to come under the microscope. This is intended
>> to make it "more Logwood" rather than mimic the Toyota MTN Cycle Park feel.
>> What a pleasure to have lots of choices of venues to ride. More is better.
>>
>> Expect most of the trails to become more family oriented. We will
>> accomplish this with "kiddies runs" around obstacles on existing trails. The
>> really crazy trails like Dark Side and North Shore are going to expand and
>> get scarier. Logwood: a place for families and freaks. Extremes are good.
>>
>> Richard Beswick's racing commitments with Team Fox are making his
>> scheduling even more of a nightmare than it normally is. As a result, the
>> dates for the last two 101 Skills 
>> Clinics<http://www.cultcycling.co.za/bdlink.aspx?id=1679951&link=http%3a%2f%2fwww.cultcycling.co.za%2fDefault.aspx%3fTabName%3dNext%2bSkills%2bClinic%2b-%2b101>for
>>  the year are up on the website but there will be a limit of 8
>> participants only to each these Clinics as I will be teaching alone (no
>> chirps from Rich about old, fat or slow. What bliss). The spots will be
>> secured on a "first come first served" basis. Just follow the directions on
>> the web page. If you would like to see what is covered in this Clinic, just
>> check it 
>> out.<http://www.cultcycling.co.za/bdlink.aspx?id=1679951&link=http%3a%2f%2fwww.cultcycling.co.za%2fDefault.aspx%3fTabName%3dSkills%2bClinics%2b%2b101-%2bThe%2bCurriculum>
>>
>> As for the BIG QUESTION (when will the Toyota MTN Cycle Park be open), I
>> will keep you posted, but my best guess at this point is very early
>> November.
>>
>> Keep the rubber side down,
>>
>> Geoff the Aussie
>>
>>
>>
>
>
> --
> Kind regards,
> Roberto Ambrosio
>
> There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss
> that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
>
> >
>

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