Go have a look at those jumps on the BMX track they are BIG, especially the
step up....soooooo I recommend a FF helmet
Cannot wait to take the stp there!

On Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 12:57 PM, Jacques Booysen
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:

>
> Awesome, I am out of words!!! Sounds like such a jol! It must be
> across the road from me too then....
> Where exactly in fourways is it?
>
> We are so lucky, and there is now even a skate park opening literally
> 100m from work as well opening this weekend.
> Can't wait to get my PUMP ON!!!
>
> I have a feeling that i maybe gonna need a full face to prevent
> immediate write off.
> How is one supposed to get back to work after all of this excitement?
>
> On Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 12:23 PM, Werner Gillmer
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > and ACROSS the road from where I work! OOhhh I can see lots of afternoon
> > sessions after work ;)
> >
> > On Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 11:17 AM, Roberto Ambrosio <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > wrote:
> >>
> >> WooooooooHOOOoooooooooooooooooo......... and it is around the corner
> from
> >> me :-)
> >>
> >> On Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 12:14 PM, Werner Gillmer
> >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> I cannot wait!!!!
> >>>
> >>> --------
> >>>
> >>> My weekends have been spent with Jumpy James and Kamikaze Sean building
> >>> the sweetest Pump Track you ever did see. This is a THING (please note
> >>> capitalization). It is needed to get your PUMP ON. You have to get your
> pump
> >>> on in order to be a better person. Mother Theresa used to Get Her Pump
> On.
> >>> Jim Morrison used to get His Pump On. Pamela Anderson still Gets Her
> Pump On
> >>> and I want to get My Pump On in the interest of spiritual enlightenment
> and
> >>> (as Rachael would say) world peace.
> >>>
> >>> A Pump Track is a circular (well any shape actually, but no beginning
> or
> >>> end) course that has a series of roller type mounds connected by
> G-Force
> >>> (G-Spot for Downhillers and BMX heads) inducing berms. Ostensibly this
> is a
> >>> training protocol that will improve your on-bike skills no matter what
> >>> discipline you ride. But the truth is that it is just the best fun
> going.
> >>> You start with one pedal stroke, and that is the last you take. As you
> >>> transfer your energy to the bike via your upper body and hips you end
> up
> >>> with a six-pack from hell (better than Richard Beswick's Mens Health
> photo
> >>> shoot) and awesome arms and legs. Be prepared to be treated as an
> object of
> >>> lust, a higher class of problem I say.
> >>>
> >>> Predictably enough the other thing that happens is the bike keeps going
> >>> faster and faster which means you can start to manual the rollers or
> use
> >>> them as doubles or triples.
> >>>
> >>> If all this is Latin to you, fear not! We will convert you to the
> thrills
> >>> of Getting Your Pump ON soon with Clinics and then a subliminal tape to
> >>> listen to while you sleep that says things like "I like big air" and
> >>> "Gravity and Reality are BOTH Relative".
> >>>
> >>> The single track at the Toyota MTN Cycle Park is just getting totally
> >>> bermed in preparation for opening. There have been a select few riders
> of
> >>> all skill levels who have already graced the flowing single track
> trails and
> >>> the feedback has been consistently good.
> >>>
> >>> The trails are much more open than Logwood Bike Haven, and if you want
> to
> >>> G-Out the same way you do in the Logwood berms, you better be spinning
> out
> >>> your big ring.
> >>>
> >>> There is also a slightly different design philosophy than at Logwood.
> >>> Whilst there are still trails that are dedicated as Black Diamond or
> Double
> >>> Black Diamond, most trails are designated Green (see Skills Ratings if
> you
> >>> have forgotten, it may save your life) and have detours that are marked
> Blue
> >>> or Black. This means that all riders can ride the same trails with the
> >>> hooligan element taking the more advanced detours (if you can get them
> off
> >>> the Pump Track).
> >>>
> >>> The Trails can be briefly summarized as follows:
> >>>
> >>> The Koppies (Blue 4)
> >>>
> >>> These twin peaks will not be finished when you come to test ride the
> >>> trails initially. We still need a quarter of a million cubic meters of
> soil
> >>> and rocks to complete construction. Hey, do you know anyone who can
> bring us
> >>> all that? (Drop me a line PLEASE).
> >>>
> >>> The Canyon (Blue 3)
> >>>
> >>> This is a circular route that has 3 different micro routes through it.
> >>> Basically you are either under gum trees or riding through jungle like
> >>> papyrus reeds. Then suddenly out of the papyrus looms these bridges
> over
> >>> what starts to look like the Fish River Canyon when you are on them.
> >>>
> >>> Space Junk (Black 4)
> >>>
> >>> It is called Space Junk because things (riders) keep falling out of the
> >>> sky. The main route is rated Black 4 and then it has some truly scary
> >>> detours that have made many a brave roadie want his mommy. The initial
> >>> switchback climb was specifically built so our overseas competitors in
> the
> >>> Pro and Master categories would have something to train on. If in
> doubt,
> >>> stay out.
> >>>
> >>> Sidewinder (Blue 2)
> >>>
> >>> This is Kamikaze Sean and James favorite trail. Its just huge berms
> >>> surfing a bank downhill. What's not to love. It does however contain a
> gap
> >>> jump detour called The Rim Reaper that has already taken two victims in
> the
> >>> shape of Colin Germs (Toyota SuperCycling Cycle Lab MTB Race Team) and
> >>> Stuart Carliel (MTN Club 100 Race Team & Master World Championship
> racer).
> >>> Colin made more of a fuss about his trashed rim than Stuart did about
> his,
> >>> but I think Colin may have had his white socks on.
> >>>
> >>> Dropzone (Blue 4)
> >>>
> >>> This is really a super fast, well bermed, big ring sprint; except there
> >>> are two drop offs that will freeze your blood in your veins and
> possibly
> >>> make you seek Dischem out for Adult Nappies rather than Cytomax.
> >>>
> >>> The Wetland (Green 3)
> >>>
> >>> This is a divine loop that gives hooligans a chance to catch their
> >>> breath, and everyone else a chance to appreciate nature and learn
> something
> >>> about our native African Flora and Fauna. The trails themselves are a
> >>> combination of wide single track and very wide low bridges that will
> take
> >>> you on a journey through the wetland while keeping your tyres dry and
> clean.
> >>> Look out for some educational signs from Samantha Braid, our resident
> >>> wetland expert (who also is a keen mtb rider).
> >>>
> >>> Snakes n Ladders (Double Black)
> >>>
> >>> This wont be finished till a little later, and is for the criminally
> >>> insane or fatally ill.
> >>>
> >>> Tree House (Blue 4)
> >>>
> >>> This one also wont be ready when we first open, but is an intermediate
> >>> Freeride loop that allows riders to grow the skills they acquired in
> Launch
> >>> Pad before attempting Snakes n Ladders and the inevitable consequences
> of
> >>> failure that entails.
> >>>
> >>> Launch Pad (Green 2)
> >>>
> >>> Nice wide bridges and catwalks not far off the ground specifically
> >>> designed to entice normal people over to the Dark Side of mountain bike
> >>> riding
> >>>
> >>> Roller Coaster (Double Black)
> >>>
> >>> Enormous bridges 6 meters in the air that are the lead in to hard berm
> >>> exits that make the North Shore Bridge at Logwood look like it is
> laying
> >>> flat on the ground. This is great spectator sport, and excellent for
> video
> >>> footage.
> >>>
> >>> The Green Mile (Green 3)
> >>>
> >>> This is my personal favorite. The berms are enormous and the whole
> thing
> >>> goes down hill. In the opening stages it is winding between native
> Highveld
> >>> acacia scrub with some pools of clear fresh water that will have
> benches to
> >>> sit on and contemplate your navel and listen to the birds. Hooligans
> will
> >>> naturally sit in the pools whilst trying to stuff their lungs back
> where
> >>> they should be. A little later in the trail you will be weaving you way
> >>> between huge pine trees that form a small forest, resin rich in the
> summer
> >>> air.
> >>>
> >>> Corkscrew (Green 2)
> >>>
> >>> This much like The Green Mile but with more indigenous trees and less
> >>> pines. Its probably also a little more open and slightly faster, and
> leads
> >>> to Roller Coaster.
> >>>
> >>> Ewok (Green 3)
> >>>
> >>> This is a tight trail that leads through dense forest with many stream
> >>> crossings (little bridges). The detours off the main route will
> frighten the
> >>> living daylights out of normal people however as they make use of the
> many
> >>> enormous trees that have fallen down and thus present perfect (if
> somewhat
> >>> sketchy) riding terrain.
> >>>
> >>> The Seattle Coffee Shop up next to the Clubhouse is coming along quick.
> >>> This will have a deck out front and a higher level deck too. The
> Clubhouse
> >>> itself will have a stock of consumable (by your mtb) items supplied by
> Cycle
> >>> Lab to keep you on the trails in the event of mechanical failure. ER 24
> will
> >>> be there to repair your body if you have a lapse of common sense or
> luck (or
> >>> both), and Motorex will be there to clean and lube your bike before it
> gets
> >>> passed across to the Shimano service centre on site.
> >>>
> >>> Logwood Bike Haven is about to come under the microscope. This is
> >>> intended to make it "more Logwood" rather than mimic the Toyota MTN
> Cycle
> >>> Park feel. What a pleasure to have lots of choices of venues to ride.
> More
> >>> is better.
> >>>
> >>> Expect most of the trails to become more family oriented. We will
> >>> accomplish this with "kiddies runs" around obstacles on existing
> trails. The
> >>> really crazy trails like Dark Side and North Shore are going to expand
> and
> >>> get scarier. Logwood: a place for families and freaks. Extremes are
> good.
> >>>
> >>> Richard Beswick's racing commitments with Team Fox are making his
> >>> scheduling even more of a nightmare than it normally is. As a result,
> the
> >>> dates for the last two 101 Skills Clinics for the year are up on the
> website
> >>> but there will be a limit of 8 participants only to each these Clinics
> as I
> >>> will be teaching alone (no chirps from Rich about old, fat or slow.
> What
> >>> bliss). The spots will be secured on a "first come first served" basis.
> Just
> >>> follow the directions on the web page. If you would like to see what is
> >>> covered in this Clinic, just check it out.
> >>>
> >>> As for the BIG QUESTION (when will the Toyota MTN Cycle Park be open),
> I
> >>> will keep you posted, but my best guess at this point is very early
> >>> November.
> >>>
> >>> Keep the rubber side down,
> >>>
> >>> Geoff the Aussie
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> Kind regards,
> >> Roberto Ambrosio
> >>
> >> There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty.
> Miss
> >> that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> > >
> >
>
> >
>

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