David Brennan said (tounge in cheek):
> Of course! The standard Microsoft trouble shooting check list:
>
> 1. You have a problem? Reboot your machine. Does the problem
> still persist?
You missed:
1b. Do you run any program that is locally written and supported? If so ring
the authors and blame them for the problem! Demand that they fix it
instantly and don't take any back chat about Microsoft bugs, hardware bugs,
or third part driver bugs. Office runs (mostly) OK, so it must be the
locally written software causing the problem!
> 2. You still have a problem? Reinstall the program raising the error. Does
> the problem still persist?
>
> 3. You STILL have a problem? OK, Reformat your hard drive and
> reinstall your
> operating system. Does the problem still occur?
And also:
3b. Obvious your operating system is out of date. Provide Microsoft with its
revenue and try and newer operating system. Go to 1.
> 4. Really? OK, buy a new computer and try again...
Cheers, Max.
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