FROM: PENTAGON HQ EM 1072A TO: POTUS (President of the United States) RE: Update
Mr. President, Regarding the troublesome group of British "ColdFusioners" (CIA still trying to determine exact meaning of term), our efforts to date have not been successful. We have tried buying them off and intimidating them but neither tactic has proven successful. Our operative in the group, code-name "TAZ", reports that the group gets stronger daily. Unfortunately, he is completely non-technical and so has no idea exactly what the ColdFusioners are talking about. I don't mean to say "I told you so", Mr. President, but you WILL remember that I advised against hiring agent TAZ, despite the fact that you and he are so close. In short, Mr. President, "a good drinking buddy does not an operative make." But back to the group. We thought, of course, about sending in an assasination team, but frankly, Mr. President, these guys are more likely to kill themselves than the enemy. One only has to think back on our attempts to rid our own hemisphere of a certain bearded dictator with a taste for fine cigars. My latest plan is to put out high quality technical books using the special M207 ink (code name: Persuader) developed at Langley. The hope is that the ColdFusioners will be attracted by the quality of the books and we'll count on the special ink doing the rest. Hal Helms Director Decentralized Intelligence Agency -- ** Archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/dev%40lists.cfdeveloper.co.uk/ To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For human help, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
