And for more stories like this, Hals book is available at .... Justin
> -----Original Message----- > From: Hal Helms [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: 20 December 2002 16:54 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: [ cf-dev ] Discovering CFCs book > > > FROM: PENTAGON HQ EM 1072A > TO: POTUS (President of the United States) > RE: Update > > Mr. President, > > Regarding the troublesome group of British "ColdFusioners" (CIA still > trying to determine exact meaning of term), our efforts to date have not > been successful. We have tried buying them off and intimidating them but > neither tactic has proven successful. Our operative in the group, > code-name "TAZ", reports that the group gets stronger daily. > Unfortunately, he is completely non-technical and so has no idea exactly > what the ColdFusioners are talking about. I don't mean to say "I told > you so", Mr. President, but you WILL remember that I advised against > hiring agent TAZ, despite the fact that you and he are so close. In > short, Mr. President, "a good drinking buddy does not an operative > make." > > But back to the group. We thought, of course, about sending in an > assasination team, but frankly, Mr. President, these guys are more > likely to kill themselves than the enemy. One only has to think back on > our attempts to rid our own hemisphere of a certain bearded dictator > with a taste for fine cigars. My latest plan is to put out high quality > technical books using the special M207 ink (code name: Persuader) > developed at Langley. The hope is that the ColdFusioners will be > attracted by the quality of the books and we'll count on the special ink > doing the rest. > > Hal Helms > Director > Decentralized Intelligence Agency > > > -- > ** Archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/dev%40lists.cfdeveloper.co.uk/ > > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For human help, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > -- ** Archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/dev%40lists.cfdeveloper.co.uk/ To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For human help, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
