At 13:13 09/02/99 +0000, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
"Al Doran (by way of Jim Furness )" wrote:
> Bob, a horny older gay, joins a very exclusive nudist colony for gay
> guys. On his first day he takes
> off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous,well endowed,
> blond twink
> walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.
>
> The young guy notices his erection, comes over to him grinning broadly
> and says: "Sir, did you call for me? "
>
> Bob replies: "No, what do you mean? "
>
> He says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here
> that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me."
> Smiling, he then leads the newcomer to the side of a pool, lays Bob down
> on a
> towel by the side of a pool, eagerly buries his head in the man's crotch
> and energetically.
> gets him off.
>
> Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a steam room, as he
> sits
> down, he farts. Within a few moments a huge, gigantically hung,
> hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.
>
> The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
>
> Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?"
>
> The Huge Man: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart,
> it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob
> around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
>
> Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling,
> muscle man receptionist: "May I help you?"
>
> Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $5000
> membership fee."
>
> Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you
> could only have enjoyed a small fraction of our services."
>
> Bob replies: "Listen buddy, I am 65 years old, I get a hard-on once a
> month but I fart 15 to 30 times a day!"
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