One that I heard my dad do that was real funny was
when the telemarketer called, he said "while you are
trying to sell me that product, why don't I sell you
on my savior Jesus Christ." The telemarketer hung
right up. He said it is a southern accent like some
dumb southern preacher... we're not religious so that
made it even funnier
Andrew
--- Sam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> A piece of advice for those who don't already have a
> trick up there sleeve.
>
> Next time one of the anxious tellemarketers call
> just waiting for you to
> byte the bait, just bite the bait. Just put on a
> fake voice & keep choppin
> it up with them. Make them think you are an old
> dumb ass & then when you
> feel like your waisting too much time just put on
> your regualar voice & tell
> them to take your name off of there list. By law
> they will not be able to
> call you ever again.
>
> Another trick goto www.ebaumsworld.com & click on
> the celebrity soundboard.
> You can use actors voices to talk with them.
>
> -Sam-
>
> {{{Have a good week every1}}}
>
> >What?! What is this I hear about creditors and
> other harassers calling
> our cell phones??? Tell me more please...... and how
> did you find
> out??? Because those assholes call my house every
> goddamn day...
> I never answer my home phone anymore. But do you
> know why Davis is
> allowing this??? What's his reason? thanx a bunch...
> ~erin
> >�Xodus <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >perhaps since he is at fault, a good compensation
> would be a class-
> action against the state!!!At Monday, 9 December
> 2002, you wrote:
> >well, i'd blame it on the idiots we elected. cough,
> cough.>>and
> another reason why i hate gray davis: you know how
> credit card>companies
> and solicitors can't currently harass you on your
> cell phone>because
> they'd be wasting your minutes (i.e. the daytime
> minutes) ? well,
> >as of jan 1, 2003, they WILL, thanks to gray
>
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