LOL LOL :)
On Mon, 21 Sep 1998, Joe E. Dees wrote:
> Date sent: Mon, 21 Sep 1998 20:51:54 EDT
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> Subject: MATRIOTS
> Originally to: STUDIES IN WOMEN AND ENVIRONMENT <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> > Hi!
> >
> > Can someone please describe the different between a matriot and a patriot?
> >
> > Does being a matriot mean that you believe in no male leadership or male gods?
> > Or is this a personality type?
> >
> > Thanks!
> > Angela
> Patriots pledge fealty to patriarchs, matriots to matriarchs, oltiots to
> oligarchs, montriots to monarchs, theiots to thearchs, baitriots to
> fishing, datriots to playing the field, fatriots to manifest destiny,
> hatriots to anger, "j"triots to cannabis, natriots to midwifery, ratriots
> to rodents, satriots to hedonic excess, waitriots to procrastination
> and altoiots to fresh and pleasing breath. Humatriots may slight our
> floral and faunal friends, which ecotriots fully include in their fealtous
> concerns. Monocots and dicots are two kinds of seeds. Apricots,
> on the other hand, are fruit which, when dried, become prunes.
> Just a li'l altoid-in-cheek humor!
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