An important new paper: https://twitter.com/journalaltfacts
Scientistonce, Iwas A. (2017). We have all the best climates, really, they’re great. #JournalOfAlternativeFacts 1(1).
The research presented in this paper is really the best research you will ever see. We have method, the best methods, and we used them to study climate. As you may already know, the Earth, led by America, has all the best climates. In this paper we refute prior work by out-of-touch scientists who insist that the climate is changing – why would it change, when it’s so great already?It is not getting warmer. In fact, our findings show that you were cold at least one day last year. Our (really fantastic) data also reveals that America has all the best CO2 levels, really great levels. In our discussion, we reveal that there is no reason to believe a bunch of scientists who spent all their time learning and studying “facts” instead of being out in the real world making jobs. Our alternative facts definitely prove that scientists are losers. Finally, we had peer reviews, by all the best people, our people, because politicians know the most about science, the very best things about science.
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