I know some folks who would love its peer-review policy.
Q. Is it acceptable to peer review my own paper?
A. Obviously! Who could possibly know your own paper better than you!
On 2/2/2017 2:26 PM, David Inouye wrote:
An important new paper:
https://twitter.com/journalaltfacts
Scientistonce, Iwas A. (2017). We have all the best climates, really,
they’re great. #JournalOfAlternativeFacts 1(1).
The research presented in this paper is really the best research you
will ever see. We have method, the best methods, and we used them to
study climate. As you may already know, the Earth, led by America, has
all the best climates. In this paper we refute prior work by
out-of-touch scientists who insist that the climate is changing – why
would it change, when it’s so great already?It is not getting warmer.
In fact, our findings show that you were cold at least one day last
year. Our (really fantastic) data also reveals that America has all
the best CO2 levels, really great levels. In our discussion, we reveal
that there is no reason to believe a bunch of scientists who spent all
their time learning and studying “facts” instead of being out in the
real world making jobs. Our alternative facts definitely prove that
scientists are losers. Finally, we had peer reviews, by all the best
people, our people, because politicians know the most about science,
the very best things about science.
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Dr. David W. Inouye
Professor Emeritus
Department of Biology
University of Maryland
College Park, MD 20742-4415
ino...@umd.edu
Principal Investigator
Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory
PO Box 519
Crested Butte, CO 81224
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