thanks. needed the injection of humor! On Thu, Feb 2, 2017 at 2:26 PM, David Inouye <ino...@umd.edu> wrote:
> An important new paper: > https://twitter.com/journalaltfacts > > Scientistonce, Iwas A. (2017). We have all the best climates, really, > they’re great. #JournalOfAlternativeFacts 1(1). > > The research presented in this paper is really the best research you will > ever see. We have method, the best methods, and we used them to study > climate. As you may already know, the Earth, led by America, has all the > best climates. In this paper we refute prior work by out-of-touch > scientists who insist that the climate is changing – why would it change, > when it’s so great already? It is not getting warmer. In fact, our > findings show that you were cold at least one day last year. Our (really > fantastic) data also reveals that America has all the best CO2 levels, > really great levels. In our discussion, we reveal that there is no reason > to believe a bunch of scientists who spent all their time learning and > studying “facts” instead of being out in the real world making jobs. Our > alternative facts definitely prove that scientists are losers. Finally, we > had peer reviews, by all the best people, our people, because politicians > know the most about science, the very best things about science. > > -- > Dr. David W. Inouye > Professor Emeritus > Department of Biology > University of Maryland > College Park, MD 20742-4415ino...@umd.edu > > Principal Investigator > Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory > PO Box 519 > Crested Butte, CO 81224 > >
