>OK...I'll bite...wha?
I assume you are wondering how to hypnotize chickens?...
1. catch the chicken and lay it on its side.
2. slowly draw a line in the dirt away from the beak.
3. repeat step 2 ten or twenty times.
4. slowly release the chicken and move out of its vision.
I had an older sister who turned chicken hypnotizing into an art form.
She would collect the neighbor kids and get everyone making big
chicken circles in the yard or other patterns. The ultimate event
was when someone wandered over to see what was going. Everyone would
point to the chickens and ask the newcomer what was going on. Not
once did anyone suspect the chickens were hypnotized. Usually, they
were thought to be dead, sick, or drugged.
In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, you wrote:
>Jeff Owens wrote:
>>
>> How unique are chickens? Some facts:
>> 3. Chickens are the easiest farm animal to hypnotize.
>> They can be arranged in various patterns and make
>> interesting yard decorations (until they wake up).
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>OK...I'll bite...wha?
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