HAHAHAHAHA! That is the *best* laugh I've had in a long time! The
ILLUMINATI....lmao. I used to get followers on twitter who wanted me to
research them - instantly blocked. I only use tinfoil where appropriate.
LOL that is too funny. <3

On 1/5/2015 11:15 AM, Robert J. Hansen wrote:
> 
>> Just wanted to say...I'm so sorry you are exposed to and abused by
>> demented people like this: http://sixdemonbag.org/threat.xhtml <3. It
>> is embarrassing to be a member of the same crowd as people like this -
>> users who are paranoid :)
> 
> Well, thank you.  :)
> 
> I should say, though, that the vast majority of our users are nice people 
> whom I’d happily buy a beer.  But there’s a small fraction of the userbase 
> that keeps life very interesting.
> 
> In 2005, I think it was, while I was in graduate school, I was approached by 
> a group who wanted me to deliver a speech on communications security and the 
> effective use of cryptography.  The conditions the organizer put on it were 
> pretty weird: I wasn’t to ask anyone their names, I’d get paid in cash, 
> etcetera.  The speech was to be in Chicago, which is a considerable distance 
> away, so I asked for $100 in advance against my speaking fee just to cover my 
> driving expenses.  I received a single $100 bill in the mail a few days 
> later, with no return address.
> 
> This concerned me, because this group was now both (a) deeply paranoid and 
> (b) serious about hiring me.
> 
> Shortly before driving to Chicago I sent the organizer (through an anonymous 
> remailer: I never learned his or her real name) a concerned note about, 
> “listen, I don’t know what I’m getting into here: for all I know you’re a 
> criminal enterprise, and I’m not going to get tangled in that.”  The 
> organizer sent me back a note saying that they had a discussion and yes, they 
> decided I had a right to know what I was getting into.
> 
> They were a support group for people on the run from the Illuminati.
> 
> My next email to them was a simple, “Wait, you’re telling me you’re a support 
> group for people on the run from the Bavarian Illuminati?  Is that what you 
> just … I don’t understand.”
> 
> No, no, they told me, the *Illuminati*.  The Bavarian Illuminati is just one 
> small branch.  The rest of their email was filled with a detailed breakdown 
> of the structure of the Illuminati and what they had been able to discern of 
> its internal power struggles, and why the Bavarian branch was currently not 
> in good favor with the Illuminati as a whole.  They had discovered this from 
> interviewing a very small number of people who had survived the Illuminati 
> and were now in hiding, and their group was devoted to trying to keep these 
> people alive.
> 
> I bowed out, telling them I wasn’t willing to sign up for that.  The 
> organizer understood, and suggested that I donate the $100 to a local 
> charity.  It was simply too dangerous to give me a postal address to return 
> the money to, you see.
> 
> I wrote a check to a local food bank for $100.  The single $100 bill I 
> received from the support group for people on the run from the Illuminati got 
> framed.  I keep it above my office desk, as proof positive that I have been 
> employed to fight the dark conspiracy that shapes our world.
> 
> Yes, folks.  Every single word I’ve written here is true.
> 
> Like I said.  A small fraction of the userbase keeps life very, very 
> interesting.  :)
> 
> 
> 
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