Santa Laid Off
World Control issued a terse statement today;
    Do to an excess of bean counters, and spreading ill will through out
the planet Santa has been terminated effective immediately. All present
deliveries will be sent UPS ground. The raindeer have been put down and
made into stew which will be given away free to poor unemployed Enron
executives.

    World Control stock posted a 2 point gain in yesterdays trading due
to rumors of the lay off.

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