On 8/8/2014 5:53 PM, Pierz wrote:
Let me clear up the German at least.

Heil dem Planeten! = Hail the planet!
Heil(e) den Planeten! = Heal the planet!
Heil der Planet = I'm an asshole

On the "puzzle" you set us Alberto, ooh ooh, let me try! Gay marriage is anti-human because two people of the same sex can't reproduce so sanctioning the marriage of a reproductively unproductive couple would be "anti-human"? No wait on, that doesn't make sense, because they can't reproduce even if they're not married, right? OK, let me try again. Is it because gays aren't human and are in fact some other species implacably opposed to "us", the heterosexual majority? But no that doesn't seem quite right, because gays do have babies sometimes and the babies are frequently heterosexual and therefore human. Ipso facto, they (the gay parents) must belong to our species. OK, so is it because, as Liz suggests, "it is an abomination for a man to lie with a man" according to a very old book of tribal Jewish customs? Well, even if there is some big dude in the sky with a super thin skin when it comes to people not obeying his pedantic irrational strictures, it still doesn't quite seem to make gay marriage "anti-human" does it? Hmm, I'm running out of ideas here. Maybe the puzzle really is "too hard" for me. Oh wait on... is it because due to extensive childhood environmental conditioning you have imbibed holus bolus from your peers and elders an irrational, emotively based aversion to homosexuality based on the same anxiety about difference that fuels racism and discrimination against the disabled and that this deep-seated emotional knee-jerk reaction continues to cloud your rational mind, making it difficult for you to perceive people different from yourself with understanding, tolerance and compassion and causing you, without realizing it, to erroneously project your own sexual and other anxieties onto gay people, whose aspirations to have their loving relationships legitimized in law you can only perceive through the dung-coloured glasses of your own projections and which you therefore judge to be "anti-human", even provoking such violent reactions in you that you feel the need to come onto internet fora where you suspect "progressives" might be hanging out in order to see if you can provoke a reaction which will allow you to vent your frustrations and unhappiness against the types of people you've been conditioned to see as to blame for everything? Oh right, that must be it.

WHAT!? You mean Alberto's *not* gay?  I thought that's how he knew they were 
anti-human.

Brent

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