--- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > I have objected again and received following threat: > > > > "You are lucky. I did not realize till now but I am not the > > Raja of your county."> > > You are lucky I'm not your Raja sonny or I'd cut me a hickory switch > and turn you over my knee. I would whip ya till yer cheeks glowed > like Surya see, then I'd rub ghee over your cheeks to cool the pitta > and rub it in good so your bottom would glow like Chandra on Guru > Purnima. > > Then I'd strap you onto a shiridara table and oil board you. Sesame > oil dripped onto a silk handkerchief over your mouth till you > pledged allegiance to the authority of the mighty Rajas. > > Next come the bhastis...
Curtis now officially owesthe French company I work for a new Dell laptop. Theabove made me spew myvirgin pina colada outall over the screen and keyboard and nowmy space key sticks.
