> Curtis now officially owesthe French company I > work for a new Dell laptop. Theabove made me > spew myvirgin pina colada outall over the > screen and keyboard and nowmy space key sticks.
That's the problem with drinking Virgin cocktails, your reaction time is too quick! --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues" > <curtisdeltablues@> wrote: > > > > > > I have objected again and received following threat: > > > > > > "You are lucky. I did not realize till now but I am not the > > > Raja of your county."> > > > > You are lucky I'm not your Raja sonny or I'd cut me a hickory switch > > and turn you over my knee. I would whip ya till yer cheeks glowed > > like Surya see, then I'd rub ghee over your cheeks to cool the pitta > > and rub it in good so your bottom would glow like Chandra on Guru > > Purnima. > > > > Then I'd strap you onto a shiridara table and oil board you. Sesame > > oil dripped onto a silk handkerchief over your mouth till you > > pledged allegiance to the authority of the mighty Rajas. > > > > Next come the bhastis... > > Curtis now officially owesthe French company I > work for a new Dell laptop. Theabove made me > spew myvirgin pina colada outall over the > screen and keyboard and nowmy space key sticks. >
