--- In [email protected], "Jeff Fischer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Word has it that there will be a massive recall of > > defective mantras taught by uncertified teachers. > > "Loaner" mantras will be provided while yours is > > in the shop being repaired. > > This is the funniest thing I've read here yet.
I think it's got the makings of a TV sitcom. Joe Meditator takes his mantra in for a tuneup and recertification and then has an accident while meditating with the loaner mantra and puts a big ding in its fender. He has to go back into the Peace Palace and try to get his original mantra back from a bunch of Rajas wearing long flowing robes and Burger King crowns, who are not amused by the dent in their shiny, officially-certified loaner mantra. They want Joe to pay the full list price for the damaged loaner ($2500), plus the mandatory "Recert Fee" for fixing his old one. Joe tells them to "go check themselves," grabs his old mantra from the Raja and runs out the door with it. But as he disappears down the street, the Rajas chuckle and one says to the other, "Just wait until he finds out that he can't transcend using it any more unless he pays us to recharge it every month. Heh heh. Jai Guru Dev." Tune in next week, as Joe tries to get the mind- control feature removed from his newly-certified mantra by meeting an "outlaw" TM teacher in a back alley of Brahmaloka. :-) Unc To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
