--- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], "Jeff Fischer" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > Word has it that there will be a massive recall of > > > defective mantras taught by uncertified teachers. > > > "Loaner" mantras will be provided while yours is > > > in the shop being repaired. > > > > This is the funniest thing I've read here yet. > > I think it's got the makings of a TV sitcom. Joe > Meditator takes his mantra in for a tuneup and > recertification and then has an accident while > meditating with the loaner mantra and puts a big > ding in its fender. He has to go back into the > Peace Palace and try to get his original mantra > back from a bunch of Rajas wearing long flowing > robes and Burger King crowns, who are not amused > by the dent in their shiny, officially-certified > loaner mantra. They want Joe to pay the full list > price for the damaged loaner ($2500), plus the > mandatory "Recert Fee" for fixing his old one. > > Joe tells them to "go check themselves," grabs > his old mantra from the Raja and runs out the door > with it. But as he disappears down the street, > the Rajas chuckle and one says to the other, "Just > wait until he finds out that he can't transcend > using it any more unless he pays us to recharge > it every month. Heh heh. Jai Guru Dev."
You mean all the makings of a Robert Crumb comic strip.... > > Tune in next week, as Joe tries to get the mind- > control feature removed from his newly-certified > mantra by meeting an "outlaw" TM teacher in a > back alley of Brahmaloka. > > :-) > > Unc To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
