--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <jr_esq@> wrote: > > [snip] > > One of Ramachandra's descendant by the name of Maru, who > > was born thousands of years ago, is supposedly still alive > > today and is living somewhere in India. > > Actually, this part is true. Maru lives in a remote > cave in the Himalayas with Maitreya (yes, Nabby's > Maitreya), where the two of them have a fairly bitch- > slap-meets-bitch-slap homosexual relationship. Their > spats can be heard from miles away, as can their > lovemaking when they run out of K-Y lubricant. > > > According to the text, he will revive the lineage of the > > Sun dynasty sometime in the future. > > And then *everyone* is going to have to invest in K-Y > lubricant. The resulting era will be known as the > Sun Buggery Yuga, or the Age of Enlightened Bendover. :-)
K-Y has all the lubricity of contact cement. With any luck, Jesus will return and bring the Gospel of Astroglide for all mankind. [snip] > Jai and away... I think "Jai, Jai, and away" sounds better.
